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Northeastern warns: Beware bogus federal toilet inspectors

The Huntington News reports on a recent arrest at Northeastern:

A man, not affiliated with the university, approached an officer and claimed that he worked for the US Government agency called "Black Ops", and was assigned to count every toilet on campus. As the officer began to question the man, he assaulted the officer.

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Don't quote me on this, but I heard that the "Wallet inspector" and "Underwear inspector" are phonies, too.

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...that freelance gynecologist wasn't legit?

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Neither was the free mammogram. And I have some bad news about that massage therapy study that you signed up for.

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My Federal Bikini Inspector card, purchased in Myrtle Beach in 1990, remains valid, however.

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Man I knew I should have dug out my Terrorist Hunting Permit (License #091101) during the marathon. Probably could have found them sooner.

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...that's not the wallet inspector

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awK0NrgHUbk

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Thank you.

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floating around on AOL and other parts of the intanets. Went like this, "Warning. If a guy knocks on your door and says he is conducting a survey and has to see your tits, DO NOT show him your tits. It's a scam. He just wants to see your tits."

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But the guy standing on the street with a karaoke machine who intentionally bumps into people is totally legit.

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Sounds like an agent of the Toilet Security Administration. They are charged with the mission of stopping terrorists from exploding our homeland toilets.

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..."Brown and Yellow Ops".

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Permanent Latrine Orderly

Motto - "It's a $#!^^) job, but someone's got to do it"

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I'm glad the NUPD flushed this out and during their investigation they leave no turd unturned so not to tank the conviction. We can trust them to work until they are pooped and close the lid on the case.

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