This van, which Mike the Mad Biologist spotted on Comm. Ave. in the Back Bay.
Who puts a bronzed St. Michael the Archangel statue on their car?!?
Don't come a-prayin'
Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in driving;
be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the bicyclist.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray:
and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly host,
by the power of God,
thrust into hell bicyclists and all the urban planners
who prowl about the world seeking the delay of traffic.
This reminds me that my grandfather had a (small, ordinary, unfortunately not at all like this one) St. Michael statue on the dashboard of his car.
Results were questionable. On his last day as a driver, he caused a horrific car accident. No one was killed or injured, but man, that was a close call. We took his license away from him....
He's compensating for something.
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