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Don't you hate it when your accomplice in a heist stands up in the middle and says yeah, he planned the whole thing?

The Massachusetts Appeals Court today upheld the home-invasion and kidnapping convictions of a man who, with an accomplice, tied up all the participants in a high-stakes poker game in North Andover, took all the money and fled.

When Santiago Navarro and another masked man tied up all the players, he left Christopher "Shorty" Maldonado's zip tie loose enough that he could easily undo them - not surprising since it turns out Maldonado was the brains behind the robbery. Only Maldonado may not have been playing with a full deck:

Shorty freed himself from his loosely tied zip tie while the robbery was in progress. At that point, Shorty stood up, took the handgun from the defendant, and stated to all the card players present, "Yeah, it was me. I did it. I set it up." The robbery lasted approximately thirty to forty minutes. The defendant, Shorty, and the second masked man left via the backdoor.

In short order, police rounded up the suspects, arrested and charged them.

In its ruling today, the appeals court said Navarro got a fair trial and that his lawyer was not incompetent, so he gets to finish out his 20-year prison sentence.


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I thought George V. Higgins and Elmore Leonard were dead?

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Good one, been a long time since I thought of Eddie "Fingers" Coyle and his pocket full of dimes and nickels!

Would be a real hoot if we weren't paying for the appellate process to go the full boat, everything a freebie right down to the photocopies.

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the appeals process really needs to be reformed. And we can start by mandating that attorneys who lose their appeals be required to reimburse the state for all costs associated with said appeal - this should eliminate the "we lost, so obviously we didn't get a fair trial" type appeals.

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We have to work on that "government that never makes mistakes and has no corrupt people in it" thing first.

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Written by Higgins, delivered by Mitchum:

"Son, I don't have time to explain married life to you, and you wouldn't believe me if I did."

Runner up:

"This life is hard. But it's harder if you're stupid."

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But did he have chicken?

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