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Brookline looks out for its own

By adamg on Sun, 10/18/2015 - 5:10pm

Wicked Local Brookline reports a resident dialed 911 after hearing a woman make "strange statements about JFK" (also note the items about an "aggressive" apple picker and the guy who came back to his car to find a new laptop in the back seat).

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By anon on Sun, 10/18/2015 - 5:30pm.

The 'aggressive' apple picker:

Was he glaring at her, or the other way around?

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By anon on Sun, 10/18/2015 - 5:58pm.

My new cowpunk band!

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By teric on Mon, 10/19/2015 - 12:02am.

rotten to the core.

perhaps he was a northern spy?

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By SwirlyGrrl on Mon, 10/19/2015 - 9:49am.

It may be simpler than that - maybe they called the cops because he was a Roxbury Russet (even though he gave his name as Jonah Gold).

IMAGE(https://36.media.tumblr.com/c925c005a7bbe89617888d6e7277c62e/tumblr_inline_nw2fhlVVow1qml1zf_540.png)

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By anon on Sun, 10/18/2015 - 6:55pm.

Those residents also call the cops whenever someone has made them nervous, but can never articulate why.

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By SwirlyGrrl on Sun, 10/18/2015 - 6:56pm.

They’re giving them away: A man reported that he parked his Jeep on the 1500 block of Beacon Street at 7:30 a.m., and at 7:49 p.m., there was a Dell laptop in the backseat of the vehicle. The laptop belonged to no one in his family.

Very funny!

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By Steve J on Sun, 10/18/2015 - 7:13pm.

Those computers are a piece of shit. This is the equivalent of someone putting a giant turd in someone else's car.

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By Gary C on Mon, 10/19/2015 - 8:35am.

The little story titles sound like something Adam would write:

Sadly, not a given: An Olmsted Road resident reported at 6:41 p.m., that a man was wandering around the neighborhood, saying he was selling magazines. The “only description was that “he was wearing trousers.”

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By Scratchie on Mon, 10/19/2015 - 9:42am.

About the guy who left his banjo in his unlocked car. When he returned, there had been three more banjos left there!

High-yo!

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