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In Brookline, police take a moment from turkey patrol to inquire about a large snake

Missing snake in Brookline

Penelope, is that you?

Brookline Police ask:

Missing a snake? Found on Pond Av today, taken to Boston shelter. Believed to be someone's healthy pet

H/t Steve Annear.

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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! WE HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES IN OUR MOTHERFUCKING ANCESTRAL HOMELAND! EVERYBODY MAKE LIKE THE MONGOOSE! WE'RE ABOUT TO OPEN SOME FUCKIN' CRANBERRY ON THESE SERPENTS AND DRIVE THEM INTO THE BOGS!

Definitely a pet. Hopefully it's home is found!

And the owner is exiled to Florida.

I really hope it escaped and wasn't set loose. That'd be really mean to the snake/really irresponsible

Could it perhaps be introduced to some of the turkeys? Let nature take its course?

Turkeys eat snakes!