Everybody's favorite Olympic nag today reassures the USOC not to worry about us lying on the floor crying and screaming and slamming our little fists into the hardwood: We'll be back to our adorable selves after a good nap.
[W]e will throw tantrums like 2-year-olds. Maybe it looks like a freak show to you. To us, it’s all normal.
With bonus gratuitous stereotyping of the entire state of Colorado.
Meanwhile, the Herald reports John Fish is out and Steve Pagliuca is in and telling us we need to win this one for the Gipper, um, America.
Oh, and hello there, Dianne Wilkerson.