If James Bond were a Masshole, here's the weapon Q would install on his car

What's next, "please do not hit [other cars / cyclists / pedestrians]"?

Ugh, this reminds me of a story I heard while I was taking driver's ed some years back. The man giving the classroom instruction portion used to work as a forensic examiner for automobile accidents, and told us a story about an accident he had seen in similar circumstances to the above video.

Apparently, it had snowed, and the driver of an 18-wheeler truck had neglected to clean the snow off of the top. The sun compacted the snow into ice, which all slid off the top of the truck on the highway, crashing through the windshield of the car immediately behind him and cleanly decapitating the driver. Haven't been comfortable driving behind 18 wheelers or box trucks during the winter time since I heard that.