The mustache kind of detracts from the look

By adamg on Mon, 02/23/2015 - 9:17am

Wanted for shoplifting at Wegmans in Newton

Newton Police report they are looking for a man, about 30, who shoplifted two bottles of pineapple vodka from the Wegman's liquor store on Rte. 9 on Friday while wearing "women's gray stretch pants from Victoria Secrets Pink collection" and carrying a purse.

Neighborhoods:

Newton

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Comments

Forget the fashion crime and the shoplifting

By moxie on Mon, 02/23/2015 - 9:34am.

He should do serious time for the "pineapple vodka" alone.

Disagree

By Scratchie on Mon, 02/23/2015 - 11:36am.

Pineapple vodka sounds like its own punishment. What punishment could the state impose possibly give him which would be worse than that which he has already imposed upon himself?

Pineapple vodka for girly drinks

By Markk02474 on Mon, 02/23/2015 - 12:58pm.

and for tropical drinks which appeal lately.

This story needs some more investigating

By anon on Mon, 02/23/2015 - 11:53am.

I want to know exactly how the police know that the alleged perp was wearing "women's gray stretch pants from Victoria Secrets Pink collection". Details are needed.

Perhaps Pi nk across the backside?

By Markk02474 on Mon, 02/23/2015 - 1:00pm.

That detail would be remembered by witnesses.