Police release photos of Orange Line jorts-and-a-BJ guy

Frontal views, this time, only he's zipped up. That bit of oral satisfaction at State Street last week could lead to a criminal sentence and permanent status as a sex offender.

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impressive

I don't think I could possibly imagine a more cliche looking boston scumbag if I tried. Complete with sox jacket and jorts.

its almost artistic

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We refer to them as "White

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We refer to them as "White Sneaker Guys".

They're usually felons or on parole.... for something.

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PDA

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Apparently in Obama's America, two heterosexual lovebirds can't show affection without facing imprisonment. Literally unbelievable.

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Obama has been pushing for a

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Obama has been pushing for a constitutional amendment endorsing free and open love between townie chuds since he took office, but our do-nothing republican congress won't allow it until it's illegal to breathe within two miles of a planned parenthood.

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No, not at all

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I'm really, really concerned that Obama and his fascist Muslim liberal stormtroopers are trying to stamp out the rights of honest, hard-working, small business owning heterosexuals in this country.

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here's

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Here's your tin foil hat

*plops a tin foil hat on your head*

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thanks

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Because I'm totally serious and whatnot and what have you.

ooh! This fits just swell!

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Don't take this seriously

Steeve doesn't mean it. Really. It's just the fluoride in his water supply making his brain do nasty things.

And the chemtrails ...

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Fistbump

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*boop*

(I'm absolutely aghast if people think I wasn't quite obviously joking about this all)

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Steeeeeeeve

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You'd be surprised, especially with the anon's on here. Amazing what people really will believe.

Sarcasm is hard to read as txt on a screen.. I've been a victim to this too~!

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its true

Obama's America really sucks the fun out of everything

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President Obama in a 3-point hat.

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I'm not sure this one is President Obama's fault unless he really is the immortal anti-Christ that a lot of people apparently think he is. This person will be charged under a statute that might date from the 18th Century. It's possible it might have even been in the colonial statutes of the 17th Century that were moved in the General Laws after independence. If I have time later, I'll check.

What I really wanted to say, however, was that if this guy's life is not already in tatters, it is about to go to pieces. Those are some high quality pics.

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I bet if you had a kid that

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I bet if you had a kid that was witnessing that you would be screaming for their heads...pun intended.

#thanksobama

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I was hoping

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that my "literally unbelievable" reference wouldn't be lost on some. Awesome site.

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Scary

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Is anyone else freaked out about how much time they spent scouring footage from multiple sources to find this guy?

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More to the story?

I wonder if he is wanted for other reasons, or if there is some indication of sex trafficking here.

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daft

sex trafficking, really? thats quite the speculation. probably the closest this comes to that is being sex in traffic.

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Nope.

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Nope.

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Right?

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I'm more freaked out at HOW they found footage of him from new sources.

There was absolutely nothing in the original photo to suggest that he stopped at a Walgreens prior to his BJ in the subway. Did they watch the reverse footage from the T Station and watch him come from that Walgreens and then go over there and ask for the footage in pursuit of an investigation (does Transit PD even have that authority? Did they get a search warrant for the footage? Over a subway BJ?).

Also, what camera shot that middle shot? Hip-high on the sidewalk? Are there cameras in the backs of street parking meters now?

This follow-up is more bizarre than the initial act having taken place in the first place.

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Great point

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It seemed like a lot of work to give someone hell for getting a blow job, but then I remembered how this country lost its damn mind in 1998 and it made...well, not more sense...but it fit a pattern.

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Lucky for us...

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...she didn't have a GoPro.

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Very common Kaz

The Transit police is very good about following up on any crime that happens in their stations. They simply go to Walgreens or any other business in the area that has cameras and asks them if they could view the video tapes. Most times the businesses will simply give the police a zip drive with the time frame requested. A high profile case like this is going to be assigned a higher priority as well.

As for the camera shot from eye level, I do not know, but the T does have other cameras around.

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Publicity. Lewd conduct

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Publicity. Lewd conduct going from one subway platform to a larger audeince online means SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!

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Another Cousin?

Looks like the guy who was shouting obscenities at that 2024 meeting.

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Any News On The Other Participant?

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Is she being sought? Or maybe she was already arrested? Do they have high-quality photos of her?

(I'm not at all sure I want to see any, considering her - pardon the brutal pun - taste in men.)

It does take two to tango, however, and I'm an equal opportunist when it comes to seeing lives ruined.

Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com

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maybe

they're making sure she wasnt coerced or something else untoward before flooding the airwaves with her picture

who knows, just guessing

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Call in the Fashion Police, too.

A Crime of Fashion should be added to the list of offenses for this man. Who wears the male equivalent of culottes these days? Surprised he isn't sporting a Members Only jacket.

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wait

members only jackets arent cool?

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uncanny

he looks like the embodiment of Rob Delaney's (satirical) dad tweets - especially:

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Yes easy

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reply as normal.
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And what, exactly, will this individual be charged with??

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Sure, we all think we know what is going on, and maybe we're right, but based on this photo/still, what can he or she be criminally charged with? Perhaps there is more to the video or other angles, but unless there are witnesses who saw more than the MBTA photo, no criminal behavior here.
Open and Gross or Lewd and Lascivious? Nope.
There are no "exposed genitals" and where is the "public exposure" in this act?

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hey look at that

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.. now we even know his name is Jack.

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Give the guy AND the woman a

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Give the guy AND the woman a fine or a night in jail. Save the sex offender crap for serious sex crimes like molestation and assault.

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40 comments?

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For this silly story?

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Not worthy of sex offender registry

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That is not what the sex offender registry is for. There are already far too many people already on it who do not pose a threat to anyone, sometimes for completely non sexual acts and for what they did as a minor. Being on the registry can ruin your life and the lives of your family. It can open you up to harassment and threats and prevent you from getting a job. Sex offender laws desperately need to be reformed.

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Only in the USA

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Only in a country as hyper puritanical and hyper vindictive as the USA could sex offender registries be so out of control.

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