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The tines they are a-changin'
By adamg on Tue, 12/15/2015 - 10:07pm
Wicked Local Brookline reports:
An Evans Road resident reported that during the night, someone stuck about 100 forks in their yard.
And, of course, it wouldn't be a Brookline police blotter without at least one entry about menacing "rogue turkeys." Plus oh so much more.
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"They’re not rogue, they’re organized"
Righteous rafters are by definition organized. It's naturally what we do.
Turkeys organizing against the Federal Government
In Falmouth, there is a mean, nasty turkey population. They frequently stand in the middle of Main Street, stop traffic and peck at car wheels.
Now they've turned on the government. Where will it end?
Patrolling the area
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RENH9gviQ4
Chasing the mailman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MjgQiYyApo
Edited to ask: Can someone tell me how to embed the videos so they're not just links?
Like this
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My God!
I expected those turkeys to leap into the postal vehicle and attempt to subdue the driver.
thats certainly one way
to tell somebody to fork themselves
Twelve minutes too early?
Was that their concern?
Not really.
Probably the rich brats smoking weed in a Mercedes SUV in Coolidge Corner Brookline is what pissed them off.
lmfao wow
are you ever the bitter one. would you be ok with this if they were smoking shit weed out of a 1994 taurus?
I cracked a joke, nothing bitter involved.
Hit a nerve?
Bu how would you even turn a
Bu how would you even turn a 1994 Taurus into bong?
Okay, I am off to find out.
On edge
"On edge: A caller reported at 2:53 p.m., a grey sedan containing two men, described as “Middle Eastern” and black, facing the New England Hebrew Academy on Lenox Street for 20 minutes."
also
"????: A Goodnough Road resident said around 2 p.m., a man was standing in front of the house taking pictures. When the caller left the house, there was a pair of sunglasses inside the storm door. She took them out, and when she returned, they were back in the door."
They got forked!
The item also says they were TPed. Common high school hijinks, at least it was in the midwest in the 90s. Do cars get sundae-d here too? I suppose there's more excitement here though, less suburban malaise.
Echoing the late great Yogi Berra
When you come to a fork in the yard, take it.
Also, a man stared at the Turkish consulate for several minutes
You'd think that'd be nobody's business but the Turks'. Or maybe he was wondering when the Turkey Liberation Front had opened a consulate.
Not art!
Not art.
It's a sign...it means...
Your yard is done. Stick a fork in it. Apparently, it's 100x over-cooked.
The most "Brookline-like" problem
I would love to have heard that discussion between the property owner and the smoker.
Not according to the list in the article
But that's a nice cherry you picked out!