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Police looking for Red Line self-fluffer

Wanted for lewd act

Transit Police have released photos of a man they say "engaged in an a lewd act" on a Red Line train between Alewife and Davis around 8:50 p.m. on Dec. 30.

He's described as white, 25 to 35, clean shaven and 5'10" to 6' with a medium build.

If you know a guy who can't keep it zipped, contact Transit Police at 617-222-1050, or send an anonymous tip to 873873.

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To me how often I read about self loving on the T. Is it really the best place these people can find? Must be something about the sway of the cars that they just cannot resist? Someone help me out.

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“It may be a form of eroticism in which they enjoy shocking people,” says David McKenzie, a certified sexologist who has served as a pastor in the Anglican Church of Canada for 20 years. “The idea of a lot of people and the risk of being caught adds to the appeal,” he says.

http://theeyeopener.com/2005/03/psychology-of-a-public-masturbator/

I also think the T provides a false sense of anonymity.

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It's the reactions and the power fantasy of forcing people to witness you

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I once sat next to a guy who was fondling himself and clearly trying to get a reaction out of me. I simply ignored him, continuing to read my book as if oblivious. And taking great delight in his increasing efforts to get my attention.

Had he actually touched me it would have been a completely different story however.

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I'd've just laughed at him. If the power-trip fantasy is true, the last thing he probably would've wanted is someone doing the opposite, ridiculing him for his behavior.

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I wondered about this, too. Why so often do we have these guys on the T? Also, I wonder if they get up in the morning planning to have a wank on the train, or does the urge just strike them when they're already on? I guess they have a captive audience on a subway car, but they're captives, too!

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These guys (and probably some women) walk by you everywhere you go...just waiting for the right moment to feel some breeze.

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"Is it really the best place these people can find?"

I saw a guy once doing it sitting at a table at the Boston Public Library in Copley Square (before all the construction started). I'm not kidding.

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From what I understand from my librarian friends, libraries rival the T as top spots for a public fluff. At least the table provided a bit of a screen.

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Glad they got that jerk off the train...

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pal!

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Man Boobs.

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I guess doing it really dos make you grow breasts! I wonder if he has hair on his palms too.

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He did to himself what the T does to us everyday!

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Was he "Master of his Domain"

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While no joy should be found in reports of such crimes, they beg to be the subject of uhub rhymes.

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From the Red Line shall he be banned for his public date with his hand.

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Between Alewife & Davis?

Didn't take him long to get off ... the train.

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I doubt it takes him long to get off, anywhere, any time. This was probably a marathon effort by his usual standards.

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Level 3 sex offenders flock to the 'T' looking for girls and boys to prey on. An inspector at Wollaston told me he chased and caught one of these maggots the other day.

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My mom has disturbing stories about strange men "accidentally" getting their hands up her skirt/falling onto her boob, etc., during her commute to ninth grade...in 1965.

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Statistics please.

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is another reason to drive.

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You will still be in trouble if somebody complains about doing this in your car, though.

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"I want to jerk off while I go places! That's why I drive my own car!" God bless America.

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then I am downright svelte.
can't wait to add that to my profile...

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