it's accelerator, brake, accelerator, brake, and you'll have them spinning right to the front of the bus."

They should add the following events to the rodeo:

Driving while being spit on
Driving while being punched out
Driving while vehicles are illegally parked in bus stops
Driving while drunks are sexually harassing you
Driving while teens are brawling on the back of the bus
Driving while irate passengers refuse to pay their fares
Driving while ducking bottles and rocks thrown at your bus