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Turkey Liberation Front foiled in bid to liberate some cash

By adamg on Thu, 09/29/2016 - 2:05pm
Turkey blocked from entering Somerville bank

JD Dascoli watched as a brave security guard foiled a beakpoint robbery around 12:30 p.m. at the Century Bank on the Fellsway in Somerville.

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By bohemka on Thu, 09/29/2016 - 2:27pm.

If you see one turkey in front of you there are seven behind you. Your vault, sir, is already empty.

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By essteess on Fri, 09/30/2016 - 5:12pm.

http://cdn2.hubspot.net/hubfs/437097/DTC/09.blog/11.jpg

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By anon on Fri, 09/30/2016 - 8:49pm.

Where's this quote from?

Thanks.

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By essteess on Sat, 10/01/2016 - 9:25am.

If you want to see it "in context," here's the relevant clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKRnEOUxZm0

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By anon on Sat, 10/01/2016 - 11:48am.

I was thinking a heist movie...

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By Turkey Liberation Front on Thu, 09/29/2016 - 3:00pm.

Brave?

He cowered behind security glass while we privateered the contents of the armored car out back.

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By anon on Thu, 09/29/2016 - 3:31pm.

Have you issued a manifesto decrying this chemical crime against humanity? Surely you won't share a dinner table with this abomination, right?

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By Ralph Boston on Thu, 09/29/2016 - 10:09pm.

....the forgotten Spice Girl

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By bulgingbuick on Fri, 09/30/2016 - 9:34am.

Wells Fargo?

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By Elmer on Thu, 09/29/2016 - 3:38pm.

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By Anony-Mouse on Thu, 09/29/2016 - 3:56pm.

Just open the door.

Squish.

Thanksgiving is coming.

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By Neil on Fri, 09/30/2016 - 5:45am.

Going to a parade, perhaps?
Hopefully your staff are given the day off so they can enjoy the festivities.

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