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Where would Jesus live if he got a job at Google and moved to Cambridge?

We have no idea, but one broker says that if the Buddha got a job at Google and moved to Cambridge, he'd snap up the house at 10 Avon Pl., what with its merging of "clean, contemporary design with the rustic warmth of reclaimed barn floors, exposed beams and shelving," not to mention Nest thermostats throughout. And while it does not have a Bodhi tree, it does have a "tucked away office [that] provides a quiet retreat" for contemplating life and awakening and stuff - and the $2.3-million price tag.

H/t John Overholt for keeping up with ascetic Cambridge real-estate listings.

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Some really good tacos and pupusas over there.

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i heard he's bound for new orleans

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... is NOT every man for himself!

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Wait... Buddha wasn't known for spending as much money as possible? You don't think he'd be all about... Nest thermostats?

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Only Apple has the sort of devoted following Jesus is accustomed to.

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The Buddha already lived in Cambridge back in the 60s.

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Not Van Morrison?

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The spirits of Dostoyevsky, Stanley Kubrick, and Caravaggio entered this broker's body to use the art of real estate copy as their canvas; boldly going where no one has gone before.

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The Gospel according to Matthew, chapter 8, the twentieth verse:

"And Jesus saith unto him, The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have nests; but the Son of man hath not where to lay his head."

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it has "exposed beams". I would not expect anything less for 2.3 million.

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