Man arrested for masturbating in his car parked in front of a hydrant

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Not ....

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... adorable.

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It was quite an attractive

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It was quite an attractive hydrant dressed quite provocatively , tho.

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Sure...

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... blame the victim.

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A twofer!

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Wonder which violation has the higher penalty?

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The one

The one that's the most fun, of course.

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An armchair clinical analyses

Mr. Limp Dick was parked at the hydrant, a blatant phallic symbol, for inspiration while pleasuring his self aggrandizement.

My Bona fides (pun intended) are a medical degree from Baja California University in psychiatry which is hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar on the top shelf in the pantry.

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What a Dick!

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At a hydrant...

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Poor form.

Obviously he was not told that snapping that carrot is a public transportation thing.

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