Police say man got extra comfy as he masturbated on the Orange Line

Wanted for extreme manspreading

Transit Police report they are looking for a man they say went way too far with his manspreading on the Orange Line early Wednesday morning.

Police say the man was on an outbound train near North Station around 12:20 a.m., laying down on seats. With a woman across from him, he unzipped and began some self-shtupping. And, police add, he winked at the woman several times.

If the allegedly open and gross guy looks familiar, contact detectives at 617-222-1050, or send an anonymous text tip to 873873.



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My niece studied in Havana.

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My niece studied in Havana. She encountered public masturbation more than irregularly. I hope it's not a trend here.

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It's been once a week here (judging by news reports) for as long as I can remember. Neither increasing nor decreasing.

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My Niece

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My Niece studied in Havana
Of the bus she was not a big fan-a
Over there is a trend
That will have no end
Of hombres stroking their banana

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How many hundreds of woman and men and children have been groped by perverts and the gross sickos that ride the rails and have never reported these crimes?

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