Boston Restaurant Talk reports it will be opening somewhere in the Seaport/Fort Point area, rather than, say, next to the Golden Banana in Peabody.
... not that there's anything wrong with that!
I was giving you credit on the warped humor Adam, until I clicked the link.
I heard there's also space next to the Clam Box in Quincy.
I was wondering if they'd open next to a burrito place, but, yeah, the Golden Banana suggestion was, well, golden, so how could I not give credit?
Finally! Maybe people will relax after enjoying some pink taco. God knows some people in this city could use it!
No, I ain't...
Imagine the tongue-lashing they'll get after some random people get into a fight inside the restaurant, and the owners appear before the licensing board.
threaten me with a good time.
You are better than this Adam. Seriously.
Please. This headline isn't "yucky" unless you're still at the age where you think girls have cooties. Move on to the next headline if this offends your delicate sensibilities- no one is forcing you to read and comment.
I, for one, would like more lighthearted headlines like this one! Goodness knows we need them now more than ever.
So don't blame Adam.
Move the General Hooker statue to the sidewalk in front.
The Golden Banana is in Peabody, not Saugus - all jokes about highly-commercial Route 1 in Saugus aside, it's mainly family businesses and good restaurants. No strip clubs until you continue past into Peabody. The closest Saugus has is a Hooters, and judging by the parking lot it doesn't do too well.
Wouldn't want to besmirch Saugus's good name.
Listen Adam.....don't go there.
Literally. Like don't go there.
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