Roving reporter Christine April spotted this bird hurrying into the polling place at the Harvard Graduate School of Design this morning, only to slowly walk away with a dejected look after learning she'd have to return on Sept. 4 to vote.
Early voting? We've been influencing American elections since the Continental Congress. Whose feathers do you think were lent for quills for silly humans to scribble their best interpretation of our ideals of liberty in protest to the colonial regime of the monarchists?!
Thank you. In return, we've been electing turkeys for a number of years.
Turkeys don't vote in Municipal Elections !!!!
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