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Why not turkeys?

Wicked Local Brookline reports:

At 8:16 p.m., the police received a call about two males catching geese for dinner. They had been catching the geese by Leverett Pond.

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Send these guys to the Fenway. I'll provide all the veggies they can eat. (The guys, not the geese.)

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What's for dinner tonight
They just can't put up a fight
Turkey or geese
The one I like least
A coyote just ain't right

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I look for one with girth
That's why they're on this earth
I chased it around
Gave its head a big pound
And now I have to burp

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Never ask a question you don't want the answer to.

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We have a small but effective security apparatus. Our training program for youth is working well.

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Canada geese are covered by the MBTA. The other MBTA, I mean.

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Big flying poopers,
That dogs love to scooper.
Eating the grass,
Sat on by rats' ass,
Feasting on yummy parasites,
For humans' not a delight.

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leave the turkeys for now, they eat lots of ticks.

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When the goose is loose
In your neighborhood,
Who 'ya gonna call?
GOOSE BUSTERS!

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