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His third grade science fair project submission...

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Would be wonderful to be this bliss, kind of jealous of this guy

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Said everyone should point fans out of the window and turn them on when the storm is close...worth a shot?

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...why not just get everyone in Florida to stand the length of the A1A and blow east as hard as they can?

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The entire state already blows.

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but i guess he hasn't heard about our leader's plan to drop a bomb in the eye of the storm

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Dorian has orders of magnitude more energy than a nuke. (burps)

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at least this guy has ideas!

all the meteorologists are doing is just sitting on their hands, reporting about a massive weather event with incredible detail while this guy... he gets it

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he probably votes!

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He doesn’t realize that the Navy is too busy creating chemtrails to help fight hurricanes.

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That shirt speaks for itself.

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I don't think Trader Joe's would hire him.

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And it's saying "I don't know this guy."

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I think this guy is on to something. Throw some stale crullers in there to soak up the rain and it should be all set, hon!

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Isn't that, uh, crossing the streams?

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And that's why you never cross the streams. Total protonic reversal.

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Blizzards in Florida.

Humans and turkeys living together.

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Who needs the Navy and Air Force when Superman can fly in the opposite direction to stop it.

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He can just inhale it.

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Yep. Inhale it. OR...use his freeze breath! OR...blow it away, like he did with pollution in the air on some episode of Superfriends!

The Flash is usually the one who does the "counterspin to neutralize tornado" bit.

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I mixed up turning back time by flying around the planet with negating the spinning winds of a hurricane ...

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He probably left Mass. because we didn't turn on space heaters to combat nor'easters.

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Hey!

Could this guy be the missing connection that will lead us to Howie Carr's old Halliburton hurricane machine?

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Video has been watched 12.9 million times as of this evening.

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