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At least five Red Sox players won't be dining on fast-food hamberders at the White House next month
By adamg on Fri, 04/19/2019 - 9:18am
The Joy of Sox updates the count of players who have better things to do than pose for photos with Dear Leader.
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Sox
They stink enough, why even bother at this point.
There are a half-dozen teams that have never won a World
Series or haven't won one in over 70 years.
But sure, let's just forget about another historic championship -- with a record number of regular-season wins, the league MVP and a first-season manager -- because they're off to a rocky start this year.
You can't blame any player who is African-American or Latino (or Muslim or a believer in science or a supporter of the Constitution) for ducking the Idiot Bigot-in-Chief's shindig.
For that matter, if you have any appreciation of food, you should shun the kind of no-class turd who thinks he's honoring you by serving cold fast-food burgers and fries, then proudly tweets photos of it like he's the hostess with the mostest. What kind of crass shit-heel does that?
Unfortunately the shit heel
Unfortunately the shit heel in our White House does this. And the rest of the world laughs.
The rest of the league
The rest of the league spent all winter thinking up ways to thwart the Red Sox specifically. So far, the things they've come up with have been effective. When the Sox adjust to their tactics and strategies, the situation will likely change.
Getting My Popcorn Ready
Can't wait to see the comments from the 5 or so Boston "conservatives" that frequent U-Hub.
That’s funny
I’ve got my popcorn in the microwave and am looking forward to the more left leaning commenters to come out of the woodwork.
Don’t forget the butter.
Plus, microwave popcorn is
Plus, microwave popcorn is what they'll be serving at the white house dinner!
You want to see funny unhinged
Comments. Search UHub for when Kurt and Tim Thomas bailed on Obama.
Also
'Boston'
As if they didn't leave the city for the suburbs in the 70's when it 'got real bad'.
Red Sox players should use spare time for practice
Better things to do? How about some baseball practice? When Linda was handing out the free baseball caps to kindergarten kids (a likely tax write off) perhaps she should have given each child the full Red Sox uniform, the kids couldn't be any worse. The top payroll in baseball and worst record in the AL East. Enough of the politics and moral righteousness each year, just earn your keep.
...said the couch potato to
...said the couch potato to the reigning world series champions
A couch potato
Couldn't do much worse than the reigning World Series champions this year.
relax
they haven’t even played 20 games
This one we agree on
But they are very frustrating to watch so far!
Sox
Patience, they're only 5 back of the second wild card, with 143 games left.
heh
heh
First to worst
If it happens this year, it won't be the first time this century.
The Curse of Changing the
The Curse of Changing the Name of Yawkey Way.
yawn
and yawn again.
Dumb, Dumber, Dumber2, Dumber3, Dumbest
Its the White House not White Castle
Typical baseball player plays for 10 years -- perhaps makes the League Championship series Twice without being too injured to play
Wins the World Series -- perhaps once in a career -- no opportunity to chose your president -- at least two will be in the White House during that same 10 years
Typical baseball player only gets to the White House as a tourist
But what can you expect these are Baseball Players not Math Profs
No honor
There's no honor in meeting an dishonorable president.