According to Boston Police, around 12:30 this morning, a 29-year-old man from South Boston got into a truck being loaded with live lobsters in Charlestown and sped off. But wait, it gets even Affleckier:
Several employees of the lobster company gave chase in a second box truck and caught up with the suspect on Medford Street near Main Street. The suspect refused to stop but instead deliberately crashed the stolen truck into the second box truck. The employees of the lobster company were able to detain the suspect until police arrived on scene.
Police identified neither the company nor the suspect, but said he was charged with assault and battery by means of a dangerous weapon, threats to commit harm, receiving a stolen motor vehicle and operation after revocation or suspension. Police also did not say what happened to the roughly $10,000 worth of lobsters.