Citizen complaint of the day: I'm always a hit at parties

A citizen who fancies himself a real wit filed a 311 request for a needle pickup in the Arnold Arboretum:

Overwhelming amount of needle below the pine trees. Social distancing off paved trails requires one to walk over the bed of needles. Tendencany to poke through one socks.

The city closed the report with a request that the filer provide a phone number, no doubt for a droll little chat.

H/t Molly.