Even in these trying times, you're not supposed to masturbate on the T
Transit Police report arresting a Boston man on various charges at Kendall Square station Thursday night after, they say, he committed "a lewd act with his genitals fully exposed to everyone on the train."
Police say Adam Smith's hand and penis were anything but invisible as he enjoyed the wealth of, if not nations, himself, around 11 p.m. on an inbound Red Line train. When he was done, he lit up a cigarette, and was smoking it when the train stopped at Kendall and officers boarded.
Officers requested Smith exit the train. Smith immediately became belligerent, refused to comply or extinguish his cigarette and called the officers homophobic slurs.
The officers were forced to engage in a physical struggle with Smith and eventually placed him into custody.
Smith, 48, was charged with open and gross lewdness, assault on a police officer and resisting arrest, police say.
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It's not a great idea, but you have to admit it will keep people 6'+ away from you on the train?
You gotta' be kidding me . .
You gotta' be kidding me . . . He had the gall to smoke a cigarette on the train?! Outrageous!
OMG, this is gross but...
thanks for my first good laugh of the day!
Oh come on, give us SOMETHING
Oh come on, give us SOMETHING to do!
Taking care of himself
Adam Smith, The Theory of Moral Sentiments
There are almost too many
There are almost too many lassiez-faire jokes I could think of to just settle on one
Unlike on an airplane, it's
Unlike on an airplane, it's more than just frowned upon on the T.
in all fairness...
... he did tell everyone he was going to get off at the next stop.
I'll go crawl back into my hole now.
not his first time hanging out on the T
looks like he's wearing the same t-shirt in both mug shots
From Boston Globe 11/1/2018
A Dorchester man was arrested on Halloween evening after allegedly exposing himself and urinating in the Andrew Square MBTA Station, authorities said Friday.
Adam Smith, 46, was charged with open and gross lewdness, Transit Police said in a statement.
Smith is accused of standing on the station’s southbound platform around 6:25 p.m. with his genitals fully exposed and urinating into the track area, the statement said.
Several children and “numerous other passengers” were near Smith at the time of the incident, according to Transit Police.
Jeez, if you can't masturbate
Jeez, if you can't masturbate on the T now, when CAN you?
Another MBTA weirdo
They don't take days off it seems.
He was smoking on the T?
That is so disgusting...
He wasn't charged with it though.
That tickets cost money he probably didn't have.
First of all, you don't know
First of all, you don't know how much money he has.
Second, how do you propose we get people not to smoke on the T if we can't give tickets to some of them? It's not just rude, it endangers people's lives.
They give plenty of tickets
The question in my mind is does anyone at them?
Please note: I do not equate pervs like this guy with smokers.
If a pervert masturbates in an empty train can he be arrested?