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If you're doing the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs, watch out for staties

State Highway Administrator Jonathan Gulliver reports motorists might be seeing some unusual messages on highway signboards today, May the Fourth:

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Classic, yes, but don't forget the alternate cut...
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Please, put more popular Disney branded IP on government property. I want cute pictures of BB-8 on my SNAP card. Meesa want Jar Jar Binks reading me my options on the State Health Connector hotline. Mickey on the $20. Disney is a wholesome, ethical company and we should let them help us more.

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Magoo luvs luvs luvs may the 4th. Tonight Magoo is going to dress up as Chewbacca and ms Magoo as Leia in her Jabba the hut slave attire and have a saucy ole time. Magoo can’t hardly wait. Magoo.

I chuckled. This was a good one, Magoo.

Someone forgot that a parsec is a unit of distance, not time. Approximately 19.2 trillion miles or 3.26 light-years.

Solo was not referring directly to his ship's speed when he made this claim. Instead, he was referring to the shorter route he was able to travel by skirting the nearby Maw black hole cluster, thus making the run in under the standard distance. Credit to wookiepedia.

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