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Massholes abroad: West Roxbury woman charged with naked golf-cart driving through a Florida crime scene

A woman who gave a West Roxbury address was arrested in Pinellas County, FL the other day for allegedly driving a golf cart through an active SWAT scene she had nothing to do with. She was naked at the time, police say (note: the story says "Roxbury," but the actual police report, which is linked from the story, shows a West Roxbury address, although possibly not the correct one, since city assessing records list the owners as having Chinese names, rather than her English name).

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What's a Chinese name? Why couldn't this person being renting a house? Check your privilege. Am I doing this right?

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No

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She gave her old address? Is this supposed to be a riddle for us to solve?

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Could be a renter and those are the owners.

Or could just be a liar.

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Could easily be the tenant.

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She lives near the Brookline line.

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…. from Centre St but maybe protesting a road diet?

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a "Massachusetts Woman" story?

Man bites dog.

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...is that The Smoking Gun site still exists! They seem to have gone a bit downscale since their heyday, though.

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"Massholes abroad" could also be "Masshole's a broad!"

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The classic Florida Man / Woman story always has three parts. One is always a mind altering substance (alcohol, check). One is usually nakedness. And the third is something random - breaking through a police standoff is a new one to me.

The Masshole angle is just sweetener.

Thanks for sharing, Adam.

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If she makes the armed teen on the roof fall over laughing, that... probably allows an end to the standoff?

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for both "indication of alcohol influence" and "indication of mental health issues" (but specifically remarked on the smell of alcohol.)

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How would they know it is the second? :-)

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While a weird and foreign place, doesn't abroad imply crossing the ocean to a different country?

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That would be overseas. Canada is abroad.

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