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Most subway pervs don't actually finish the act, but this guy did at the Tufts Orange Line stop, police say
By adamg on Mon, 12/06/2021 - 3:08pm
Update: Suspect arrested.
Transit Police report they are hunting a man who, as they euphemistically put it, "left behind his DNA" in "full view of numerous shocked and horrified passengers" on the outbound platform around 7:40 p.m. on Sunday.
If he looks familiar, contact detectives at 617-222-1050 or send an anonymous text to 873873.
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I dub thee...
He's an altruistic pervert!
How did he get away, then?
He didn't just lie down and fall asleep after finishing?
I heard he lit up a cigarette
Even Charlie didn't get off.
That should help
to catch him.
Smart, guys like that aren't.
he's got spunk.
He watched pornhub and ended
He watched pornhub and ended up on Uhub.
he's also soon-to-be Mr. MRSA of the dick.
he always said don’t ever touch the handrails on escalators. thanks dad.
When the cops find him...
...will they charge him for littering?
And creating a nuisance
That should help him on the Group W Bench.
...and they all moved back
Hey, keed! They're remaking
Hey, keed! They're remaking the Boston Strangler, not the Boston...
Ah, you know what? Never mind!