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Police say man played Dick in a Box at Uphams Corner, only he left the box at home

Wanted for being open and gross at Uphams Corner

Transit Police report they are looking for a man they say tried to put on a little show at the Uphams Corner stop on the Fairmount Line around 6 a.m. on Thursday.

If the man in the photo (redacting courtesy TPD) looks familiar, contact detectives at 617-222-1050 or text an anonymous tip to 873873 .

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Dude, no one wants to see it.

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if the distinguishing body part is redacted?

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Just taking Johnson out for a stroll.

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Just watched Hawkeye do the same thing on MASH, everyone thought that was hilarious.

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Is scary with a long winding walkway with more pervs and druggies than passengers. I have never seen a Transit cop patrol the station?

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Call a social worker

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I will walk and chew gum bash this bishop at the same time.

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Is sporting a “bro”ner

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One of us is going to tell him he looks good and we'd like to watch? Ugggg.

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With the “unemployed.”

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Soon we won't need to pay for such shows.

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