A seagull tried to figure out how to down half a bagel at Revere Beach this afternoon.
Probably one of those New York gulls, complaining about how you can't get a good bagel around here.
Trash - not Kosher
clams, mussels, etc - not Kosher
Bagel - kosher
Seagull brought that bagel in from Swampscott
Gulls are gangsta.
C'mon buddy, just grasp the bagel, holding it firmly between your opposable thumb and forefingers, and tear off a... What's that, Oh, yeah, right. Hahahahahaha! Gulls got a lot of nerve laughing at us all the time...
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