The Boston parking wars have begun

Bacon Doughnut happened upon this newly trash-enhanced SUV that obviously parked in somebody's space. Did you guess South Boston? You win: That's Dorchester Street and West 8th.

But this is the New Southie: Notice that the tires still appear to have air in them, and that all windows are all intact.

Jamaica Plain wants in on the game as well. In the Jamaica Plain Facebook group, a hospital worker who sometimes has to report to work in the middle of the night reports she piled snow from her car in front and in back - and came out later to discover somebody had gone to the work of piling most of the snow right at the driver's side door, where it froze, making it impossible for her to get in her car the normal way. But they did leave their shovel behind, at least.

Breaking: Just in, also from the JP Facebook page: Woman gets home from long shift where she was almost crushed by some equipment, she's tired, she's sore, she moves somebody's cones and parks - and then wakes up this morning to find all the air let out of her tires - and a giant dump of ice snow on her hood.

And in Mattapan, somebody filed a 311 complaint about a guy who shoveled his car onto a freshly cleared sidewalk, then went across the street and did the same for his girlfriend's:

When He Was Approached On Clearing His Mess He Got Rude & Belligerent And Stated It's Snow & If The Neighbors Got A Problem Come Deal With Him In A Loud & Threatening Manner.