'I let him know if he didn’t leave he was probably going to be dinner'

"It got in through an open window"

Uh how big are your windows?

Sure it didn't come in through a bathroom window?

I have to commend Ms. Spencer; she had the presence of mind to do the one essential thing under such circumstances; she got it on video. And she ended up with a memorable image; that shot of the turkey on the windowsill, examining the world outside, would belong on an album cover, if such things still existed.