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Citizen complaint of the day: Southie rats tired of running, make a stand on M Street
By adamg on Mon, 03/27/2023 - 10:29am
A concerned citizen files a 311 complaint about the situation on M Street near East 6th Street in South Boston:
Two belligerent rats on M Street. They are not moving when people walk toward them.
The city replies it is monitoring the area.
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You get what you give
Most people live like pigs now, expecting everyone and anyone to do the work for them. Whether it’s not picking up dog crap ( a rat favored dish) or putting out their trash like they live in a 3rd world country the common decency towards other has vanished. Simple life rule that your parents should have taught you- “clean up after yourself” and most of these problems would go away.
Wait, hold the phones
You're saying that if we have more rats, we'll have less of a dog shit situation? This sounds less like a problem and more like an opportunity.
but what about the increased piles of rat shit?
That's where the mouse part of the plan comes in.
We've got it all worked out.
We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes
They'll take care of the mouse problem.
Rats are omnivores.
But you’re stretching it a lot.
Have some respect. Even if they are just rats.
The whole neighborhood is overrun
with rats and we can thank the demolition of the L Street power plant for upsetting them.
The City and elected officials do not care about the displaced rodents, lead paint and asbestos dust covering the neighborhood.
I think I may have found a more suitable city job for "rats get bats" Shana Cottone and Joseph Abasciano.
Needs a picture
I don't know if 311 is allowed to say that but if you expect someone to send a car out...
Simple solution: sic some
Simple solution: sic some turkeys on them.
Can’t beat’em, eat’em
As Judge Dredd said “That’s good Rat!”
If Southie rats are anything
If Southie rats are anything like the rock-runner rats around Harbor Point's shore those are some mighty big rats!
The 311 service
Is nothing but a tool for neighbors to rat each other out. We’ve become a society of rats because of it. The politicians created this so their offices wouldn’t have to field phone calls or emails from their ratty constituents.
This never would have
This never would have happened in old Southie.
Could have been worse, could
Could have been worse, could have been belligerent guinea pigs.