An outraged citizen who lives in Dorchester files a 311 complaint about the 311 complaint somebody else filed about a gas lamp on Revere Street on Beacon Hill that is not working correctly:
Why does John Kerry, the Climate Czar’s Beacon Hill neighborhood still have gas powered street lamps? How is this climate-friendly? Why are my property taxes paying for these fancy street lamps? Boston is one of the oldest cities in America. These lights were everywhere. But in Dorchester we now have ugly cement street lights that decrease the property value of our homes.
In fact, the city is studying replacing gas lamps with LED simulacrums.
When John Kerry got a ticket for not shoveling his sidewalk.