It's just not something that seems fair: Red Line trains dying everywhere - with bonus dead Green Line trolley

It's been a day on the Red Line this morning.

At 9:38 a.m., the MBTA reported Red Line delays due to a deceased train at Park Street, not to be confused with the delays on the Ashmont branch caused by a dead train at Alewife earlier in the morning, and certainly not with any issues caused by the train that a roving UHub commuter reported was taken out of service at JFK/UMass shortly before 9:30 a.m.

At 9:24 a.m., meanwhile, the T reported delays on the Green Line due to a trolley that was fed up with the curve at Boylston and refused to take it anymore, or something, but at least it wasn't another pantograph problem.