How Sacco and Vanzetti helped George Bush defeat Mike Dukakis

Ooh, lookee: Conservapedia is here to refute the Godless commies at Wikipedia (finally: a pedia not afraid to state that only Christians have true faith).

Being your basic blue Masshole, naturally, I wanted to see what they have to say about us. Turns out: Not a whole lot (although they do have a Chappaquiddick article), and some of that is, shall we say, factually challenged.

Massachusetts Liberal. A Liberal from Massachusetts. Generally, they want to throw out all rules of God, and live like animals. Often they are also evolutionists.

An article on Sacco and Vanzetti ends:

Fifty years after the executions of Sacco and Vanzetti, in 1977, Massachusetts Democratic governor and future presidential candidate Michael Dukakis signed a resolution apologizing to them and establishing a day in honor of them. However, he did not pardon them, and many remain convinced of their guilt. Dukakis' soft position on crime was a major reason for his defeat by the first President George Bush in 1988.

Little known facts about Massachusetts:

The Treaty of Portsmouth (which ended the Russo-Japanese War) was signed in Portsmouth, Mass.

In the 1920s, Massachusetts residents joined the cult of Cthulhu - a fact exposed by famed reporter Howard P. Lovecraft.