Northeastern student learns only David Letterman can throw things from several stories up

Boston Police report arresting a 20-year-old Northeastern student who allegedly spent a good part of Sunday morning throwing stuff out of his third-floor Hemenway Street apartment:

On arrival, officers observed and located several items strewn about the ground including broken beer bottles, broken plates, broken dishes, pots, pans, a window fan, seat cushions from a sofa and a beer ball. Officers further noted a car windshield which appeared to have been damaged by one of the falling objects.

While still on scene, officers observed a white male, apparently unaware of the officer's presence, attempting to push a microwave out of a 3rd story window.

Officers observed the guy, too young to be host of a late-night talk show, to have glassy eyes, slurred speech and an unsteady gait.

Although he did have a sidekick - his roommate, who confirmed the stuff on the ground had come out of their apartment - police nonetheless arrested him on charges of willful and malicious destruction of property and disturbing the peace.