The Amazing store, 57 Stuart St., was held up around 4 p.m.
Are you sure that was a knife?
Maybe he was just glad to see her.
..then the Viagra he was taking could be an accessory to the crime.
Jeez, where does that guy get off?
Thinking he can hold up an adult bookstore, sheesh.
Is that the one next to the Victrola emporium or the one down the block from the butter churn bazaar?
It's not the size of the knife but the motion of the pointing.
How badly do you want that cash? You don't know where its been or who has touched it after doing what...
If anyone would need to "launder" some money, it would be the thief...
If the cashier had one or two 18" double dongs under the counter, they could be used like nun-chucks to smack the guy with pointy thing into submission.
At least this story has somewhat a happy ending. I'm glad the clerk got away unharmed.
left with an inflatable accomplice.
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Are you sure?
Are you sure that was a knife?
Maybe he was just glad to see her.
If that was the case..
..then the Viagra he was taking could be an accessory to the crime.
Jeez, where does that guy get
Jeez, where does that guy get off?
Thinking he can hold up an adult bookstore, sheesh.
Adult bookstore?
Is that the one next to the Victrola emporium or the one down the block from the butter churn bazaar?
It's not the size of the
It's not the size of the knife but the motion of the pointing.
How badly do you want that
How badly do you want that cash? You don't know where its been or who has touched it after doing what...
Good point
If anyone would need to "launder" some money, it would be the thief...
Unarmed cashier?
If the cashier had one or two 18" double dongs under the counter, they could be used like nun-chucks to smack the guy with pointy thing into submission.
At least this story has
At least this story has somewhat a happy ending. I'm glad the clerk got away unharmed.
Police say the robber entered the store alone,
left with an inflatable accomplice.