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Plate of shrimp

Police are hunting a man who ran out of the East Boston Shaw's with two purloined plastic bags of shrimp, which he tried to sell at a nearby restaurant, only to be rebuffed, so he went into another restaurant to try to offload the shrimp, only they apparently didn't think his offer was kosher, either.

The suspect is described as white or Hispanic, wearing a blue hoodie over his head, and carrying two bags of shrimp. He was last seen heading towards Chelsea on Meridian Street.

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They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything.

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There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine. People get so hung up on specifics.

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My face!

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The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

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Indeed. We're all just prawns in a larger game.

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Society made me what I am.

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That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me.

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But it still hurts.

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You eat a lot of acid, MC, back in the hippie days?

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It's a line from a scene in a movie that revolves around the phrase "plate of shrimp." Exactly which movie is left as an exercise for the reader.

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And in another part town, a girl wakes up thinking about "Where the F*ckin' Liberty Used To Be," and later wanders over to the Stah on Beacon to pick up some shrimp, due to an unexplained craving.

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YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!!!

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I was at the Blue Star the other day and a rough looking guy came in and tried to sell them some bulk rock salt. It didn't seem like a legit business solicitation and he was not successful.

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Bulk rock salt around the time it starts snowing? Seems legit.

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I wonder how much he wanted. Now maybe if it had been kosher salt ...

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"only they apparently didn't think his offer was kosher"

Worth a chuckle

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I was wondering when shrimp ever was kosher. But that is why I could not keep a kosher house. For one I'm not Jewish; so I'd have to convert. Two the idea of a rabbi you know what to my you know what leaves this goyim pleading oy gevalt.

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He'll sell them to his local Prawn Shop

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well for what it's worth.. it is Friday. Fish on Fridays, if you're catholic.

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God damn dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks!

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Put it on a plate son...you'll enjoy it more.

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Well played

For those of you who don't know what just went down in the title of this subject see :21-:37 of the attached:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vRJ5cCP0ZPE

Then sit down and watch the whole movie sometime -- it won't disappoint

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