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Man arrested for masturbating in his car parked in front of a hydrant

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... adorable.

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"I wish it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly."

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Diogenes_of_Sinope

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It was quite an attractive hydrant dressed quite provocatively , tho.

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... blame the victim.

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Wankel rotary engine.

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He just said Wankle!

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you are someone who does not embarrass easily.

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Wonder which violation has the higher penalty?

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The one that's the most fun, of course.

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Mr. Limp Dick was parked at the hydrant, a blatant phallic symbol, for inspiration while pleasuring his self aggrandizement.

My Bona fides (pun intended) are a medical degree from Baja California University in psychiatry which is hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar on the top shelf in the pantry.

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They don't make mayonnaise jars big enough to hold a university.

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At a hydrant...

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Obviously he was not told that snapping that carrot is a public transportation thing.

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