Peace on earth and good drumsticks to all

There are some upon this earth of yours who lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name; who are as strange to us and all our kith and kin, as if they had never lived. Remember that, and charge their doings on themselves, not us.

... a GO SLOW Turkey crossing sign.

May all turkeys, free and enslaved, hold onto their drumsticks this holiday season.