WBZ reports from normally peaceful Garfield Avenue.
WBZ Newsradio reports the woman drove her newly goat-headed car to District E-18 to file her complaint.
To ward off the evil sins of gentrification!
This is done to curse people...it only works if you actually believe in that crap.
Even if you don't believe in it, there's the cleaning of goat remains off one's windshield.
The implied threat of being harmed.
If someone in your neighborhood hates you enough to do this, what other measures are they capable of?
They had a pic of her under the windshield wiper. Someone asked, "Religious ritual or curse?"
Neither. It's a message.
Someone's being generous. Those things aren't free, you know.
(Seriously though, that would be pretty unsettling.)
There are people out there that slaughter goats and sell the meat. It's cheap because they don't 'get proper permits' but it's decently OK. Underground economy, if you will.
So, it's not really hard to get a goat head. I've never really looked into it myself. Any 'off the books' meat I was involved in was either venison or a pig from a local farmer.
a butcher suddenly had a plastic-and-Styrofoam-clad Dunkin' iced coffee appear on his workbench.
Just another day of weirdness for the wormhole in space and time.
At least she didn't find it in her bed.
...he sleeps with the poison ivy in the Arboretum.
...having a sale on Chèvre?
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