Wicked Local Brookline reports:
At 8:16 p.m., the police received a call about two males catching geese for dinner. They had been catching the geese by Leverett Pond.
Send these guys to the Fenway. I'll provide all the veggies they can eat. (The guys, not the geese.)
What's for dinner tonight
They just can't put up a fight
Turkey or geese
The one I like least
A coyote just ain't right
I look for one with girth
That's why they're on this earth
I chased it around
Gave its head a big pound
And now I have to burp
Never ask a question you don't want the answer to.
We have a small but effective security apparatus. Our training program for youth is working well.
Canada geese are covered by the MBTA. The other MBTA, I mean.
Big flying poopers,
That dogs love to scooper.
Eating the grass,
Sat on by rats' ass,
Feasting on yummy parasites,
For humans' not a delight.
leave the turkeys for now, they eat lots of ticks.
When the goose is loose
In your neighborhood,
Who 'ya gonna call?
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