Man makes himself at home on the Red Line; a little too at home, police say
By adamg on Mon, 04/25/2022 - 10:49am
Update: Suspect arrested.
Transit Police are looking for a man they say got on the Red Line at Ashmont Thursday morning, then took off his pants and underwear and proceeded to "commit a lewd act," which police do not specify but which you can probably figure out.
"This was done in full view of other passengers present," since the Red Line does not have courtesy curtains, Transit Police say.
Police add he got off the train at Savin Hill - after getting dressed again.
If either end of the guy looks familiar, contact detectives at 617-222-1050 or send an anonymous text tip to 873873.
Like the job UHub is doing? Consider a contribution. Thanks!
Was he on his way to
Wood Island on the Blue Line
And then he continued until he reached ...
A better place to play
He would have hard a hard time...
...getting to Wood Island. The Blue Line is busing between Airport and Bowdoin for the next two weeks. Seriously.
I thought Longwood was on the Green Line.
Just what you want to see first thing in the morning.
Someone will know who he is.
“If either end of the guy looks familiar…”
Probably unrelated to this, but...
I just realized that the roster of T stations includes both an Eliot and a Davis.
"Police add he got off the train at Savin Hill"
One might argue he got off on the train, too...
That tallywacker had a mole on it...and that mole is the key to it.
Choo Choo Charlie. He was auditioning
for the new Good 'N Plenty commercial
I'm bring a gallon of Clorox
I'm bring a gallon of Clorox with me from now on.
.. of why fabric seats do not belong on public transportation. Those seats have always skeeved me out, but this seals the deal.