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Shiva Ayyadurai wants to be hired as Twitter CEO

Shiva Ayyadurai, who had his Twitter account suspended a month after Jan. 6, burst back onto the Twitter firmament on Dec. 20.

And just four days later, the self-proclaimed Inventor of Email (tm) was modestly putting himself forward as just the sort of CEO the network's new owner professes to want.

The Belmont man has some time to spare for Twitter: He's twice lost Senate campaigns in Massachusetts, his campaign for governor never got off the ground, and there's no longer much call for consultants to advise on lawsuits about the 2020 elections, for which, despite his MIT-fueled intellectual firepower, he failed to convince judges in Massachusetts, Georgia and Arizona that he was right about a vast conspiracy to lock people like him and Donald Trump out of office.

Interestingly, the day before he asked Elon Musk for a job, Ayyadurai was calling him a false god for “free speech” leading you to slavery in an ever-expanding CENSORSHIP & SURVEILLANCE STATE across land, sea, air, and space in which Elon Musk is fully entrenched in and economically dependent on for his POWER PROFIT CONTROL and re-posting his Pepe Silvia conspiracy chart alleging that Bill Galvin and his minions at the Secretary of State's office conspired with, among others, Mark Zuckerberg, Associated Press, the Brennan Center for Justice and the British to keep him away from the levers of power (see the chart embiggened).


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On the first day of Christmas,
the UHub gave to me
the single dumbest thing I read all year.

On the second day of Christmas,
the UHub gave to me,
two techie half-wits
and the single dumbest thing I read all year.

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the UHub gave to me,
three Magoo postings ...

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...my UHUB gave to me,
4 Swirly anecdotes,
3 Magoo postings
2 techie half-wits
and the single dumbest thing I read all year.

[If you break this song chain you will be visited 3 ghosts, the ghost of Twitter past, present and yet to come, wooooooooh!]

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On the fifth day of Christmas
My UHUB gave to me.

FIVE STORROWED TRUCKS!!

4 Swirly anecdotes,
3 Magoo postings
2 techie half-wits
and the single dumbest thing I read all year.

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On the sixth day of Christmas
My UHUB gave to me.

6 turkeys stalking,
5 Storrowed trucks!
4 Swirly anecdotes,
3 Magoo postings
2 techie half-wits
and the single dumbest thing I read all year.

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On the seventh day of Christmas
My UHUB gave to me

7 subway cars a-stalling,
6 turkeys stalking,
5 Storrowed trucks!
4 Swirly anecdotes,
3 Magoo postings
2 techie half-wits
and the single dumbest thing I read all year.

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8 racist slap fights
7 subway cars a-stalling,
6 turkeys stalking,
5 Storrowed trucks!
4 Swirly anecdotes,
3 Magoo postings
2 techie half-wits
and the single dumbest thing I read all year.

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On the eight day of Christmas
My UHUB gave to me

8 rhyming headlines
7 subway cars a-stalling,
6 turkeys stalking,
5 Storrowed trucks!
4 Swirly anecdotes,
3 Magoo postings
2 techie half-wits
and the single dumbest thing I read all year.

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n/t

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My UHUB gave to me

9 anti-maskers,
8 rhyming headlines
7 subway cars a-stalling,
6 turkeys stalking,
5 Storrowed trucks!
4 Swirly anecdotes,
3 Magoo postings
2 techie half-wits
and the single dumbest thing I read all year.

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Can we do it?

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My UHUB gave to me

10 bears keytaring
9 anti-maskers,
8 rhyming headlines
7 subway cars a-stalling,
6 turkeys stalking,
5 Storrowed trucks!
4 Swirly anecdotes,
3 Magoo postings
2 techie half-wits
and the single dumbest thing I read all year.

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My UHUB gave to me

11 Smiley Face Killer denials
10 bears keytaring
9 anti-maskers,
8 rhyming headlines
7 subway cars a-stalling,
6 turkeys stalking,
5 Storrowed trucks!
4 Swirly anecdotes,
3 Magoo postings
2 techie half-wits

and the single dumbest thing I read all year.

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My UHUB gave to me

12 bicyclists and drivers fighting
11 Smiley Face Killer denials
10 bears keytaring
9 anti-maskers,
8 rhyming headlines
7 subway cars a-stalling,
6 turkeys stalking,
5 Storrowed trucks!
4 Swirly anecdotes,
3 Magoo postings
2 techie half-wits

and the single dumbest thing I read all year.

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says Shiva.

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the greatest UHub posting of all?

Neither do I they're all good; Especially the ones about turkeys.

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with Olive The Other Poster?

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posts about Shiva do not qualfy as posts about turkeys.

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the real turkey."

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I love you crazy people!
Merry Christmas, happy New Year, and I can't even imagine what's in store for 2023.

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My UHUB gave to me

13 Citizen Complaints of the Day
12 bicyclists and drivers fighting
11 Smiley Face Killer denials
10 bears keytaring
9 anti-maskers,
8 rhyming headlines
7 subway cars a-stalling,
6 turkeys stalking,
5 Storrowed trucks!
4 Swirly anecdotes,
3 Magoo postings
2 techie half-wits

and the single dumbest thing I read all year.

* had to make it a baker's dozen (not a Baker's dozen) because how could we all forget all the wonderful Citizen Complaints of the Day we get from Adam?

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My UHUB gave to me:

Charlie Baker leaving ...

(actually, his term expires on the eleventh day, but eleventh is taken)

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This entire bit needs to be lifted into its own post and re-posted every 12/15!! (edit... 12/25... post xmas / not enough coffee issues)

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To go with the French Toast alert shirts!

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Can he say, "Do you want fries with that?"

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I see a hire soon.

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I heard he invented AOLOL

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ignorant, crazy as a stuck pig and half as smart as he thinks he is, ridiculous to everyone who isn’t a dumb chumpass sucker Trump supporter (but I repeat myself)

He is a *lock* for this position, I just hope it means he leaves Massachusetts forever and dies somewhere else presently.

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I'd love to have a fraction of his self worth he believes in hismself. His opinion of himself is so high that he's in the stratosphere. Must be nice to feel that way about yourself.

And of course to have the bankroll to do some of this crazy ass sh*t he does. Then again he might just be Elon's cup of tea. But I think Elon would look down on him.. he's brown you know, no amount of money can change that. Just ask Micheal Jackson.

Thats what gets me about this guy.. he's brown. He's failed to realize that this is probably why he's still a crazy outsider. They don't like brown people they can't use as pawns. I think Shiva here thinks too highly of himself to allow that to happen. (and about the ONLY thing I'll give Shiva props for)

Oh and he's gonna be around forever. Like Elon and Trump, he feeds on the publicity, even if its bad publicity. They can't survive without it. Its why guys like him sue or do stunts like this.. just to keep their name in the news and relevant.

Mr Email hasn't done a single thing in several years except this crap... and talk out of his ass. And probably won't, he'll ride EMAIL until the day he dies. Thats what this guy is all about.

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LOL

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He invented LOL too.

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merely embodied it

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What prevents him from realizing that Massachusetts is not a poor state where demagogues are concerned? Not that the borders, nor that land, stops or rejects would be demagogues. Our collection of wanna be religious demagogues, especially the ones who fuel their brand of religious-political hysteria with homophobia, are renown. But they don't get much traction for all the energy they put into their hysteria. So why would Shiva think he is different?

Perhaps that is an essential quality of demagoguery. The ability to utterly shut out from consideration any other interpretation of what is reals, that is outside what the demagogue wants to believe. What is worse is are the wanna be demagogues who are able to amass the wealth which buffers them against falling. Because falling is the only way a crack might open up in their absolute self-confidence.

A self-confidence that goes beyond hubris. A self-confidence that is the essence of the worst of the 7 Cardinal Sins, the Pride that is hubris.

I'm not inclined to fully subscribe to the 7 Cardinal or deadly sins as moral deficiencies. Yet, whether this is one is a moral failing or not, it certainly can be a deadly attribute. Deadly to millions.

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aka, act like a complete pimple to a bunch of people and then get upset that you're not invited to their parties. Shiva wants to be invited to certain parties. That's his entire goal.

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He signs it as The Inventor of Email LOL

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by including his cell number. I wish we had access to some of the VMs he's going to get

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Noam Chomsky thinks so. What is a fact is that as a 14 year old he wrote an email program. That’s not too shabby.

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EMAIL.. spelled in CAPS. That is the name of the software he 'created'.. EMAIL. He didn't create SMTP Email (the protocol).

Of course guys like this think everyone else is stupid so he signs it 'Email" (1st letter caps only) in hopes people are stupid and don't know he's fill of shit.

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He has it in his twitter name (the display name). I mean come on, are you just so full of it you gotta do that. Its not like he wrote Outlook or something that we use every day. I mean at this point, he might as well get it tattoo'd on his forehead, he thinks it means so much.

I tell ya, I've been working in IT for 30 years. 20 of it in the Boston area, much of it back in the dot com hay day. I also worked for a VC firm in 2000. I know a TON of people, and many of the who's who of local tech people. Many of them who were nobodys back then, are somebodys now.

And I have NEVER EVER HEARD of this guy or his EMAIL product until I started reading this website. Although I suspect that I may have been contacted / applied to one of his companies (without knowing it was his!).

Regardless, if he was so big, I should know him.. many should. Most don't. Like I said, its not like he wrote Outlook or PINE or Eudora. Obviously it wasn't a good enough product to stand on its own.

Just another big talker who talks himself up, who is really a nobody.

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The poor man needs help. He's just as delusional, if not more, than Don the Red, and Muskman the Twit.

That so noted, once the 12 days entries are entered and honed this should be archived as a holiday presentation moving forward. "Five Storrowed Trucks" made me fall off my chair. Brilliant !

PS - we need emoticons.

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N/t

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As to why this turdlet should not be hired...

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...to move over to Mastodon?

Thanks!

That'll do it.

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As opposed to low-tech software companies?

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all the way down.

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I can't tell whether he's mentally ill, or just a con artist.

Is there a way that people unfamiliar can be warned to be skeptical of what he says, without the rest of us having to keep hearing about him?

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