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311 complaint of the day: Turkey on the grass, alas
By adamg on Thu, 08/15/2024 - 10:49am
Somebody who apparently does not live in a Boston neighborhood in which turkeys normally flock has filed a 311 complaint about the "loose" turkey that's been hanging out on the Common - a couple days after somebody filed a 311 complaint about a turkey in the Public Garden (maybe the same turkey, if it's learned how to cross Charles).
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
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Because nobody wanted to be
Because nobody wanted to be the one to try to stop it.
To represent the TLF.
To represent the TLF.
Now I want to see a photo ...
Of it hanging out by the Ducklings statues.
I’m waiting on Refugly’s and the beer hall crowd’s ….
… take on this.
loose turkey?
Please don't slut shame.
Only one turkey?
I saw _ten_ of them hanging out on upper Mass Ave in Cambridge the other day.
They're raptors
This was the one they *wanted* you to see...
#TLF
And they're all working on their Harvard PhDs ...
Harvard breeds 'em smart.
Anybody remember when there was just one turkey in all of Cambridge, Mr. Gobbles at the Volpe Center over by MIT?
Best shadow boxing turkey ever!
He'd fight himself in the windows all day.
Turkey in the straw!
Turkey in the straw!
Turkey in the hay!
A hit em' up, turn em' up, a tuck-a haw
And whip em up a tune called Turkey in the straw