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Shark Week at the Herald fails to live up to expectations

Headline: Shark sightings put Cape on alert.

Story: "Year-round residents aren't fazed."

A real newspaper would hire some gruff, squint-eyed sea captain so the reporter could get into a shark cage and go mano-a-finno with the Great Beast. Surely, two-fisted Herald maritime reporter O'Ryan Johnson isn't scared of a little fish, is he?



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We're going to need a bigger reporter.

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Can we pick which reporters to feed-- er, assign to the sharks?

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