Man hunted for Dorchester bank robbery

The FBI's Bank Robbery Task Force reports the Santander Bank branch at 585 Columbia Rd., at Stoughton, was held up yesterday.

The suspect is described as 5'7" or 5'8" and muscular.

If he looks familiar, contact the task force at 617-742-5533. There could be a reward in it for you.

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Am I just imagining things, or is the median bank robber really damn short (that is, when the height is released)? I understand that, generally, short people make less money, and there's likely some socioeconomic element to them robbing banks, but I'm always taken aback by just how short most bank robbers are. I'd put the median height around this guy's height.

Back on topic, we should check all the area farms given that the piece of straw hanging out of his mouth is a sure sign of him being a farmer.

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Held up with some big guns

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I was going to say, that guy looks ripped, but the police description beat me to it.

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