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Hobson's choice on the Orange Line: Pervy guy showing you his junk or crazy lady coming at you with a ball peen hammer?

Yesterday morning, the Orange had a Jackson Square crotch exposer, then, just to mix things up, in the evening, at the very same station, Transit Police report, officers arrested a woman, 38, for "attempting/threatening to assault multiple other passengers onboard OL train with a Ball Peen hammer." She was charged with assault with a dangerous weapon.

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I'll take pervert over being physically maimed or killed with a hammer. Will the pervert follow me and sexually attack me but not kill me? Will the hammer monster just threaten me or smash my skull in to the white meat? Or maybe the one to fear most is the one they misjudge by the book cover when misjudged book whips out a pretty little gun and blows their brains out?

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Somebody should get this couple together.
Then make a bad TV show out of it.

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But these two were divorced by one stop. Little man was at Stony Brook and Lil Hammer lady was at Jackson Sq. They are 20 minutes apart due to slow zones...

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Missed connection? Could they make love work in a very judgy world? He of a hoity toity power broker family from Nassau County, she the daughter of an ironworker from Quincy. Hugh Grant and J-Lo would be great in this.

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There is nothing scarier than being stuck in a steel box or a deserted platform accosted by desperate lunatics who are possessed by demons. The Transit Police are not the highway patrol they need to be on trains and buses.

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peen all around

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[eom]

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This probably seems very funny if you don’t have to ride that thing twice a day to earn a living.

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have had a forty minute commute turn into two hours every day all year

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That's addressable with therapy.

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