Boston Mag's Joe Keohane gets City Councilor John Tobin to commit to looking at ways to shrink the city's pigeon population, following the news that pigeon poop might have helped cause the Minneapolis bridge collapse.
But it turns out that while Tobin dislikes pigeons, what really terrifies him are squirrels:
... I hope there's a contraceptive for squirrels too, something to, you know, cover their nuts. Squirrels scare the crap out of me.
Memo to Councilor Tobin: The answer to that one, at least in the Westie end of your district, is simple - coyotes.