Roommate issues

Moxie has been chronicling some issues with her new roommate - and now her roommate's boyfriend:

... She's talked about this guy like he was the second coming of God, but when he finally vacated the bathroom, I found out that he's actually the second coming of Gollum. Short, skinny, with a hooked nose and frizzy black hair down to his waist, he looked like an Orc--specifically, the Orc that tries to eat Merry and Pippin before they escape into Fangorn. Except the Orc probably smelled better. ...